Quote of the day...

Get off your Facebook. Nobody gives a shit.

Big Orange!!!

Asparagus asparagus. Put it on your TABLE..... Asparagus asparagus will make you feel more ABLE.....

It's not everyday you hear...

Just saw someone walk out of the prosecuting attorney's office walking towards me screaming "Fuck paperwork!! I need a pistol!!" over and over and over....

Friends, Romans, Countrymen...

I'll be finishing my last games of Hanging with Friends and Words with Friends and deleting both apps. I've developed a severe grammar addiction and it's interfering with my personal life. I don't even know myself anymore other than to know that "myself" can be a really nice triple word score. I'll be checking myself into a treatment facility for mimes that is run by a team of monks. Take care.

My cat sucks on carpet.

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I had to add an effect because the light was low. If you listen closely you can hear him nursing on the floor mat in the bathroom. Carpet sucking dream sequence.

Ok.....

I'm turning off the debate.

#what Sirhan Sirhan probably wishes he'd done.

Blackberry or iPhone?

Seriously? I don't care what the politicians I'm voting for use to stay "connected". Both devices can be used equally to steal our money to further the gap between "us and them". Please. These puppets are showing their strings.