Senior Citizen Felines and a Stab at Blogging

I'm sitting here on the porch as it rains watching the cat licking a cardboard box. She's old and senile so maybe she thinks she's licking her foot. Or maybe she's just not that smart. She's so old her meow doesn't sound like a meow anymore. It's more of a hollow whine that sounds like an old rotary phone ringing from inside a toilet. It's very close to the sound of those dogs that you see on YouTube that can supposedly talk. I know she's missing some teeth so that might have something to do with it. I'm more of a dog person so it's easy for me to speak of her in the third person while she sits right here next to me being a dumb cat, oblivious to her deteriorating state. To her credit she can still kick any cat's ass in this neighborhood. Her toothless meow probably scares other cats into thinking she's crazy. She is licking a cardboard box so maybe she is crazy. This old, haggard, lesbian, box licking cat's got street cred and she knows it. She could win a fight by just licking a garden gnome's asshole. I wouldn't fuck with anyone crazy enough to lick a garden gnome's asshole....EVER.

Jason Thompson
5/2/2009