Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Shame shame...

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I've got old man cough today. No good.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Now that's protesting in America

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So Canadians just get sprayed with regular bottled water but American protesters get Gatorade?!!! That's AWESOME!!!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Stir Crazy

I can't believe it. This is my first frisk.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Quote of the day...

Get off your Facebook. Nobody gives a shit.

Big Orange!!!

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Asparagus asparagus. Put it on your TABLE..... Asparagus asparagus will make you feel more ABLE.....

Monday, July 18, 2011

It's not everyday you hear...

Just saw someone walk out of the prosecuting attorney's office walking towards me screaming "Fuck paperwork!! I need a pistol!!" over and over and over....

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Friends, Romans, Countrymen...

I'll be finishing my last games of Hanging with Friends and Words with Friends and deleting both apps. I've developed a severe grammar addiction and it's interfering with my personal life. I don't even know myself anymore other than to know that "myself" can be a really nice triple word score. I'll be checking myself into a treatment facility for mimes that is run by a team of monks. Take care.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

My cat sucks on carpet.

I had to add an effect because the light was low. If you listen closely you can hear him nursing on the floor mat in the bathroom. Carpet sucking dream sequence.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Ok.....

I'm turning off the debate.

#what Sirhan Sirhan probably wishes he'd done.

Blackberry or iPhone?

Seriously? I don't care what the politicians I'm voting for use to stay "connected". Both devices can be used equally to steal our money to further the gap between "us and them". Please. These puppets are showing their strings.

Our Olympic Hopeful

Slip 'n Slide freestyle event.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Happy Me Day

I get the prize out of the cereal box today!!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Groaning puppy

All toddlers have a genetic predisposition to choking puppies and we're wasting billions of dollars fighting "terrorism".